Overly Horny Man Made Love With A Giant Oyster Ends Up Slicing His Manhood

What do you think are the things you can do out of extreme horniness in absence of a willing partner? Well, before you can think of numerous erotic ways to satisfy your sex drive, read the story below of a Singaporean guy who took his sexual fantasies to the next level and let’s see if you could top his wild imagination.

One normal day, the 26-year-old unidentified Singaporean man was extremely aroused by a photo he saw online which totally resembles a female vagina. So instead of looking for a partner to release his desires, he went to the nearest seafood market to grab an oyster.

Aside from its soft, pink, tender, and glistering sticky moisture, the oyster also has an appropriate slit where an overly aroused man could find relief.

“I mean, it looks a lot better than some real vaginas that I’ve seen,” he said.

He narrated: “I asked the vendor to get me the biggest one. He was a bit confused that I only wanted to buy just one oyster, but I said I only needed one.”

He rushed home and put his plan into action. First he diluted the chilled oyster to set it in good temperature, then he applied a lube on his penis and turned on his favorite music to set the mood.

He added, ”The oyster that I purchased looked really inviting. When it was warm enough, I just slipped right in and started pumping.”

Everything went smooth to satisfy his fantasies, but suddenly he got too excited. He forgets that the velvety smooth oyster was guarded with a jagged sharp shell, “I just lost control. I knew I should have been more careful because the shell was razor sharp,” he said.

Right when he was just a few thrust away from reaching climax, the man slipped out in preparation to thrust again. But instead of a smooth penetration, he sliced the underside of his penis on the oyster’s sharp shell! Ouch!

The guy revealed, “For a few seconds I was frozen in panic. Then when the blood started gushing out, I yelled in pain before fainting.”

Some neighbors heard him cream and thought he was being attacked so they broke into his apartment and saw his lower body covered with blood. When they saw the oyster and lube near the man, they become even more distressed.

His injury required 67 stitches to completely close up the laceration caused by the oyster’s rough and uneven razor-sharp shell. Despite his embarrassing and painful experience, he said he was still lucky that he didn’t lose his manhood.

“While I admit it felt pretty good, the risk of losing your penis is just not worth it. If I’d been a bit smarter, I would’ve taken the oyster out of the shell first,” he said.

Now the man with a totally wild sexual fantasy hopes that his experience will serve as a warning to other men who badly need to let out their desires and curiosity.

Source: Elite Readers